Inspirational Rap: Rap Inspiration, Son!!

As many of you know I have been experimenting a lot with making different memes/pictures/parodies etc.  I enjoy being entertained by the many funny/interesting things I see on the internet through Facebook, Twitter, Memebase, reddit, etc.  However, the one thing that drives me nuts (ok not the ONE thing but one amongst many) are these horrible, generic inspirational quotes from some obscure poet or author laid over some random picture that has nothing to do with the quote being posted all over Tumblr and Facebook. 

I've seen these things get thousands of shares, likes, reposts, etc and I've thought to myself, "Anyone could do this."  I strive to be funny and entertaining in all aspects of my life.  I firmly believe that nothing should be posted to the internet if it doesn't fall under one of three categories:  1)  Be Funny  2)  Be Informative  3)  Be Entertaining.  That's it or you can ask a question, questions are good too.  Too many things are posted that do not fall under any of these categories and I hate them. 

However, I know that they are not going away because I do not rule the internet and not that many people listen to me anyway.  So I figured that if people are going to continue posting these "inspirational" pictures/messages that I could contribute as well.  I noticed that a lot of people use poets as their source for "inspiration" and I thought, "well, we really don't have poets anymore, at least not really popular ones, so who are our modern day poets?"  The answer:  rappers. 

This is from "rapper" Waka Flaka Flame.  

Yep, that's his name

I've scoured the interwebs through rap lyrics and found countless treasure troves of "poetry" and I've wanted to share them with my fans or people who read the stuff I publish.  The preposterous lyrics that I've found are beyond words and only pictures can do them justice.



Ok, I've been lying, these lyrics are SO bad.  I don't understand how any intelligent people could enjoy this stuff.  It makes me sad that these rappers are rich because they can rhyme extremely simple words like "hump" and "lump" or "straight" and "cake".  I do have some hope however because this means that my children could potentially be superstars because they could easily sit down and write these lyrics.





As always I wanted to share some of the greatness of this with you, dear reader. Now keep in mind as you look at these pictures that these are grown ass adults writing this stuff, not children.  Well, I guess it would be pretty bad if a 10 year old wrote the lyrics to the right, but those kitties sure are cute.

I love this song, as stupid as it is.

Some are dirtier than others but as I've stated before no one should be offended by anything because dirty words don't effect or hurt anyone and if you think that they do then you are a moron.

Some rappers pull their inspiration from their love of sex.  As my friend Christian Norman put it, "It's like they have Tourette's and are on Viagra"  This is an example of the Tourette/Viagra phenom.

Others are so nonsensical that I don't even know what to say about them.  I've never met a lady that wanted to be shat upon, but I guess if I did, the very least I would do would be to offer her some baby wipes.








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