Welcome to East TN, You're Welcome!

I’ve been told to write more about my hometown and other local happenings lately.  It has been suggested to me that perhaps I should make my blog a little more positive.  Well, to those people I say, “Here you go”.  I combined the two thoughts and have made what I hope to be a continuing collection of wonderful pictures of all the great entertainment that our area provides.  I scoured Facebook and other media sites to find some of the best pictures and present them to you.  I have many readers in areas outside of TN and I feel that they are being deprived of all the rich culture that is provided here.  Consider this a insiders glimpse into the wonderfulness of East Tennessee, you’re welcome. 

Here we have a lovely lady patronizing one of our fabulous local clubs.  Many people go to these clubs to find their future mates.  I can't begin to tell you the number of successful, healthy relationships that have been born directly from meeting someone at a bar.  I'm sure it's something like 95% of all happily married couples meet in establishments such as this.  Well our lady here is no different, she's just a woman who likes to let it all hang out looking for love.  She puts it all out there and will accept nothing but the best.  Notice the"come hither" look in her eyes, the light caress of her lips, and the thrusted out hips that seem so inviting.  Interested yet?

Not only do our local establishments offer fine dining, wine tasting, and dancing but they also incorporate fun activities like costume parties.  The Halloween parties thrown in this area are legendary.  They provide the normally conservative citizens of our area a chance to let their hair down and go a little wild.  Just take a look at these two lovely ladies to your right and the fabulous pregnant nurse clown below.  I'm sure throughout the week they are normally dressed down accountants or business owners but on a Kingsport Halloween, they truly get to go wild.

Want to get a little wilder?  Oh we can go wilder.  Some of the hottest late night spots in the area provide the risque entertainment that only the most discerning adult desires.  We have Wet T-Shirt competions, Sexy Beach Babe Bikini contests, and a variety of other discreet adult activities.  We live in a small area so you don't have to worry about your business being put out there for the world to see.  There would never be a website dedicated to putting out embarassing pictures of people in these world famous night clubs.  Discretion is a priority.  Below you will find some examples of the sexy hotness going on at this very moment in the Tri-Cities:

She won't let pregnancy
keep her down.

It takes a lot of work to look this good in a bikini, but
boy does she sure know how to work it.

Join in on the fun with the World Famous Hog Wild Wet T-Shirt Competion

He's only 33 and look at how he likes
to take care of young people.  You
can find him and many just like him
in East Tennessee.

I know I've went on and on about all the stuff that the fellas can enjoy but I'm sure you ladies are wondering, "But Sleepy, whats in East Tennessee for me?"  I'm glad you asked because I'm going to answer.  Lucky for you, the Tri-Cities is filled with nice men who can look past a woman's age, who can treat her like a lady, and perhaps give her the gift of a baby.  Like this gentleman here: 




Also for the ladies that like the same risque adult entertainment like the gentlemen do, we have a not quite world famous stripping mens' dance squad, HeteroJoes.  They do regular performances at the local clubs in between meals and not working out.  Check them out, they are free entertainment and will probably gladly escort you back to your hotel room.

All of these pleasures are at the tip of her hands and a plane or car ride away.  I hope that you will come to visit on your next vacation.

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