E-mails from an Unhappy Angry Woman

Probably the picture that warranted me the most threats
Go check it out, most of them are still there.

Those of you who follow my Facebook page, Grumpy Cynical Thirtysomething, may have noticed that in the past month that I've spent a lot of that time upsetting a lot of people.  I had an idea to take publicly available pictures from various local websites and add some of my own captions to them.  It's not hard to find some pretty embarrassing pictures of people from the Tri-Cities, I won't give up my sources but it's not hard to figure out.  I recieved a lot of interesting comments and messages over it varying from "get my sister off your page" or "that's my fiance" or my favorite "Well I guess that makes me a celebrity."  One gentleman even invited me to his "hood" and offered to stomp my ass into the ground and slit my throat.  I respectfully declined his offer. 

I just like making people happy

Most of this was done in a public manner through the comments section but one person decided to personally message me.  I had posted a fairly popular picture of a woman hiking her leg up perfectly vertical with a skirt on with her child in the background looking on in curiosity.  The first time I posted it I didn't blur the faces out and I was contacted and told to remove it.  I did as I was asked and removed it, blurred the faces, and put it right back up.  Which then prompted this series of wonderful correspondences between myself and this anonymous woman.  I only thought it fair to share these e-mails so everyone else could enjoy them as much as I did. 

(Note:  These are completely unaltered except for the removal of her name.  Everything else is 100% verbatim)

Unhappy Angry Woman: 
I told I once to take my pic down I have spook with the autortys of this
i have contacted facebook and the autortys over this because you have done this more than once to me ur page will be shut down ur smartest thing would be to take it down or i will go forward with leagl actions agenct you do you understand that my lawer has already looked at it and it is harssment and my child is in the back ground of it you have know right putting pics that you had no way of getting on here.

Grumpy: 
Ms. *****, the faces of whoever these pics are of are clearly blurred out. The pic is clearly for the purpose of humor and there is no harm being done here. There is no malice. Also, if this is you, no one would know until you identified yourself on the page. Pictures like this fall under the parody/satire laws. There is no wrong doing in the picture being posted. If there is a problem with me using a picture like this then sites such as People of Walmart, Humorgasms, WTFTattoos, and other similar sites would be shut down. It would probably be easier and better if you could just laugh at it for what it is. It's a funny picture/scenario with TWO blurred out faces and no names attatched to it. I really find it difficult to comprehend why this picture upsets you. People send me funny pictures, stories, and e-mails all the time and this was no different. I'm sorry that you do not find humor in a humorous situation. I would hope that if there was a funny picture of me out there on the internet that people would share it and find joy in it. As a matter of fact, I welcome you to take any picture you find of me and do with it as you please. There are plenty to choose from and it is my gesture of good will to you or anyone else. If you choose not to find joy in it or take me up on my offer, then I urge you to start your own page perhaps demanding the removal of all humorous websites that use photos of non-celebrities in funny situations.

Unhappy Angry Woman: 
i dont care i know it is me and my child and really i dont care of any off the other websites on here i know that this is me and i dont want it on someones page the point is it needs to come down i know alot of people that looks at your page and this was a halloween party that somepeople in my family did not come too and i do not want them to see this it is my body and my kids i would really like you to take it down find someone else to pick on this could cause a lot of prom, in my family bye doing this please take it down i have already deleted on facebook because of you doing it once befor please

and another thing is it was funny at the time for the people that was here when that was going on but it anit funny when you see it on someone else page it dose kind of hurt and i really dont need this stuff going on in my life it cause a lot of drama with family

if it did not have my kid in the back ground i would not be as upset with it but i do not like the pic and it makes me look like a whore when i have been married for 11 years if my husband seen this he would be pissed and i would not here the end of it i really hope you understand my point of veiw with this just please take it down

just please find someones else pics to mess with leave my out of it please

you know it is bad when you have a 10 year old and a 8 year old thats wants to get up and go to church on easter moring and yet i have to set up hafe the nite trying to get a pic on a web site that shopuld have neve been put up there in the 1st place you know you need too tell god ur sorry for keeping me up all nite


Grumpy: 
I assure you that no harm was intended in the posting of this picture. I would never pick on an individual in a public manner like this. If there are certain people that you would like me to block from seeing this picture (family, friends, or whoever) I would gladly do so. Please understand that I'm not intending on being rude and that is why the faces were blurred out. I made sure that there was nothing identifying anyone in this picture as I am acutely aware that a lot of local people look at this page and even people as far as California. Other faces in other pictures are not blurred because they were already public pictures available for anyone to see, but this particular picture was sent to me from another person. The person told me that I could use it as I saw fit. The initial picture didn't have the faces blurred out and was promptly taken down. I apologize for any hurt that people may have thrown on you, they are silly, humorless sad people.
I'll consult myself on taking the picture down.

Unhappy Angry Woman: 
please because there is alot of people that comes to my house and knows that is my house and know that is me and who sent the pic to you

Grumpy: 
I'll make a deal with you. I'll take it down if I can publish our e-mail exchanges. I will remove your name and picture and no one will have to know it is you. I think it would make for an amusing scenario. Sorry about whoever alerted you to the picture and that you are up so late, God is okay with it. How about it?

Unhappy Angry Woman: 
really i dont want nothing to do with you website and how do i know that you will just block my pic and name from me seeing it no i would rather not but i will make a deal with you i do have so reall good pics from when i was in high school of somepeople that is on your page i will send you in the next few days you will have to let me dig them out
just tell me who sent the pic to you of me

And then I fell asleep for awhile because it was indeed late, I didn't respond to her for the next 12 hours until I got this. 

Unhappy Angry Woman: 

u tank the pic down now and dont show my face or email and u can post the emails but if i find my face or my name back up here or get a call from a friend i will contact my lawer

well name 

i ask u to take it down now the next time you here from me will be in court
unless you take it down now no posting the emails we have snt too each other i was going to be nice about it but u could not do anything that was right i have made a copy of the emails we have sent and i have sent them to my lawer in email

Grumpy: 
You are getting pretty snippy, I will take it down for now because I don't like threats. Wouldn't a court find it funny that you were willing to throw your friends under the bus to get your picture off of here? Anyway, I'll take it down from the page. You are now free to get your panties out of a bunch.

Unhappy Angry Woman: 

i never said that they was my friends and thank you very much

you dont know how much better i fill for you saying that and just to let you know i will send you some pics i think you will like that are really funny can you do youtube on ur page i will help you with pics and keep your web page being funny just for doing the right thing

and just to let you know i dont have any friends but one that i trust the rest of them are crap friend dont trun there back on you when something gose bad and friends dont make fun of you

Grumpy:  Dearest Ms. *****, you have provided me with much entertainment.  I appreciate your candor and threats.  But now I must really stop our correspondence because my eyes hurt, please rest assured that I will not name you nor use your face in any picture.  You will remain a mystery, but make sure to subscribe to my page and see if you can get upset over anything else in the future.  I feel we haven't spoke for the last time.

I haven't heard anything from her since because I did take down the picture for the time being.  Everything else is completely public if you want to check out the other awesome people who hate me.